“[Quarry] totally destroyed my thigh with those kicks. I’m sure a lot of people would rather see me suffer a traumatic brain injury and be rendered unconscious. That’s too bad. If that’s what they want, they’re paying the wrong guy $10,000 to get his brain smashed in.”
Excuses, excuses. Hear that violin playing, Kalib?
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At least the final minutes of the fight was entertaining: